God help the poor soul who comes across that nightmare sadism. Satan: CERBERUS' NINE BALLS! YOU THREW IT INTO THE HUMAN WORLD?! Mankind is not ready for something so depraved. Kim: I thought it'd be too scary for her, so I threw it into the human world. A children's film so frightening and so disturbed that no child could watch it without being scarred for life. It'll take something much more potent to get our little girl back to normal. (Looks at her phone with a picture of Kanye West on it) Satan: (disgusted) YOU WHORE OF NO VIRTUE! One more outbreak like this and I'll take away your artificial husband. Kim: So I decided to show her some more age appropriate programming. Satan: That's what she's supposed to do! She's the seed of evil! Kim: Look, all I know is that all that TV you've been showing her has resulted in her spinning her head and puking Ecto Cooler. Satan: What in the Hell have you done to our daughter?! The woman's (also played by Rachel) phone rings and she picks it up) (On Earth, we see someone trying to cut an apple with a pizza slicer. (The camera zooms in on Satan's scared face before turning and pointing) Satan: What is this fecal matter you call Fluttershy? And what's all this talk about friendship and love and kindness? Satan: My princess of pestilence, what's wrong with you? This isn't the little hellspawn I raised!Įvilina: Fluttershy loves you! (Drapes a pink feather boa over her daddy's shoulders)

(Coming in is Evilina (played by Rachel Tietz) wearing a tiara and a blue shirt with white polka dots)Įvilina: (singing) ♪ My Little Pony! (Brings out a crayon drawing of Applejack and Rarity) I used to wonder what friendship could be! My Little Pony! Until you all shared its magic with me! ♪Įvilina: Can I put it on the refrigerator? Please, please, please? (Another thunder clap) Behold, pitiful maggots, the fearsome face of darkness: Evilina. The undeniable evil that will destroy what's left of your souls. It's time for you to witness the true terror of the Antichrist.

Satan: My trembling subjects, for a while you've known that I kept the reveal of my daughter a secret. (A thunder clap is heard as Satan goes to take his seat) Inside a red room is Satan ( Malcolm Ray) looking at his phone before nodding to his assistant, who turns on the webcam to speak to his legions)Īssistant: Minions of Hell, I give to you the one and only master. (We start off in H-E-Double Hockey Stick/the Burning Hells as the screams of the damned fill the air.

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